kostis choice 25/12/11

Ιδιαίτερα χαρούμενος σήμερα, αφού ήρθε η γαμομέρα και θα σταματήσω να ακούω χριστουγεννιάτικα. Ενδίδω λοιπόν κι΄εγώ με ένα τραγούδι για το ΠΡΑΓΜΑΤΙΚΟ ΝΟΗΜΑ των χριστουγέννων. Howdy Ho!



we've all heard of rudolph and his shiny nose and we all know frosty who's made out of snow,but all of those storys seem kinda of.... gay, cause we all know who brightens up our holiday!!

mr. hankey the chirstmas poo, small and brown and he comes from you. sit on the toilet here he comes, squeeze 'em tween your feastive buns! a present from down below spreading joy with a howdy ho!

he's the love inside of you cause he's a piece of poo!

some times he's nutty sometimes he's corney he can be brown or greenish brown,(mmm mm!) but if you eat fibre on chirstmas eve he might come to your town!

mr.hankey the chirstmas poo, he loves me i love you!

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!

I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)

Well Kyle where is he?
Ehh .. He's coming!
Come on dude, push!
Ehhhh... I'm Trying!
Wait, wait I can see his head!
Here he comes!

[POP!]

Howdy Ho!

I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons Greetings to all of you!
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away!

Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas Time has come!

Sometimes He's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water.
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet
'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does!

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too.
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit linger on!!!!!

Howdy Ho!